Everything Pesto

Name: Everything Pesto
Yield: 2-3
Ingredients: 10-12 basil leaves; carrot leaves from 4-5 carrots; 1/2 cup dill (or more); 1 cup arugula; fennel fronds; 3 garlic cloves; 1/4 cup avocado or olive oil (plus more to adjust); fresh black pepper &amp; salt to taste; grated parmesan cheese (as much as you want but at least 2 tablespoons)

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Ingredients

10-12 basil leaves
carrot leaves from 4-5 carrots
1/2 cup dill (or more)
1 cup arugula
fennel fronds
3 garlic cloves
1/4 cup avocado or olive oil (plus more to adjust)
fresh black pepper & salt to taste
grated parmesan cheese (as much as you want but at least 2 tablespoons)

Directions

Add all your greens to a blender or food processor
Add grated parmesan
Peel, smash and cut garlic into chunks and add to mixture
Add salt and pepper to taste
Add in the avocado oil and blend for about 30 seconds (If there is trouble mixing try adding a little more oil or a tablespoon or two of cold water then mix again)
Either use right away or store in a sealed container in your fridge for a few days

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Absolutely—Pat the Spatula is a nonstick pan’s BFF! Pat won’t scratch, scrape, or mess with that delicate coating. Pat's smooth beechwood finish is gentle on all your cookware, so stir, flip, and sauté away with confidence. Pat's got your pans (and your dinner) covered.

How do I clean my wooden spatula?

Hand-wash, dry, and oil—three simple steps:

Quick hand-wash Rinse the spatula under warm water, add a drop of mild dish soap, and scrub with a soft sponge or dishcloth. Skip abrasive scrubbers—they rough up the grain.

Towel-dry right away Wood soaks up water if it sits wet. Pat the spatula completely dry, then let it finish air-drying upright or on a rack (never flat on a damp counter).

Oil occasionally When the surface looks dull or feels “thirsty,” rub in a thin coat of food-grade mineral oil or a beeswax-based board cream. Wipe off excess and let it cure overnight. This step seals the pores, helps repel stains, and keeps the wood from cracking.

What to avoid

Dishwashers & soaking: Prolonged heat and moisture can warp or split wood. Harsh detergents or bleach: They strip the natural oils and leave the wood brittle.
Resting on a hot pan’s rim: Direct, sustained heat can scorch or warp the handle.

Follow these basics and your wooden spatula will stay smooth, sanitary, and ready for years of sautéing.

Will it absorb flavors or smells?

Not Pat the Spatula's style! Pat's eco-friendly beechwood body has a tight grain that helps keep funky odors and flavors from sticking around. So go ahead—whip up garlicky pastas, spicy stir-fries, or sweet caramel. I’ll stay fresh and ready for whatever’s next. Just give me a good hand wash and let me dry out between adventures.

If you do notice a scent

1. Lemon-salt scrub – Cut a lemon, sprinkle coarse salt on the spatula, and rub. The mild acid + abrasion lifts any surface oils.

2. Rinse & dry – Wash with warm water, mild soap, towel-dry thoroughly, and stand it upright to finish air-drying.

3. Refresh with oil – When dry, wipe on a thin coat of food-grade mineral oil. This resets the odor barrier and keeps the wood from drying out. Do this occasionally (or after especially pungent dishes), and your spatula will stay smell-free for years of everyday cooking.

Can I use it for hot foods?

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How long will a wooden spatula last?

With a little love, Pat thes Spatula will be your kitchen sidekick for years! Beechwood is strong and durable, so as long as you treat me right—think hand washes, no dishwashers, and the occasional oil massage—Pat the Spatula will probably stick around longer than most of your houseplants. (No shade.)